Drive Thru Shenanigans

"Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve) 05/29/2015 at 11:26 • Filed to: None

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Last night, my wife and I didn’t feel like cooking so we stopped at the Chik-Fil-A for drive thru chicken sammiches. With extra pickles.

Anyway, I was tired and bored so I was doing my typical “contort my face in strange and unusual ways” while we were waiting to pull to the window. I was making this face:

And made eye contact with a preteen girl. She immediately looked at me in disgust and I looked away. My wife said, “Steve, why is that kid looking at us like that?”

All I could do was laugh.

Ash78, voting early and often > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 05/29/2015 at 11:30

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You’ve got a certain Hipster Neanderthal look, almost as if to say “I’ve been a homo sapiens since WAY before it was cool.”

For Sweden > Ash78, voting early and often 05/29/2015 at 11:33

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I would argue being Homo sapiens has never been cool

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Ash78, voting early and often 05/29/2015 at 11:36

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I have often said that all fat white guys with beards and glasses look alike. Because we all do.

Sir Halffast > Ash78, voting early and often 05/29/2015 at 11:54

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Hehe. Homo.

shop-teacher > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 05/29/2015 at 11:54

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Yeah, that’s why I don’t wear my glasses :)

ACESandEIGHTS > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 05/29/2015 at 12:02

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OH snap. Thank God I’m not the only guy with an uncontrollable beard. At least yours is all color. Mine is about half white now.

My problem with the girls is they’re always working behind the counter and they can never undertand THE WORDS THAT ARE ISSUING FORTH FROM MY MOUTH. I’ve asked my wife if I sound like I’m from a foreign country, have a particular lilt or drawl, etc. or just why the F it is that a particular subset of fast-food-dispensing women from rural Ohio cannot comprehend me... but I’ve figured it out. It’s because I am so Goddamned handsome.

Maybe this is why the headscarf girl at Chik Fil A always got my order right. She must’ve got sick of hearing “HUH WHAT?” when she spoke so she dedicated herself to actually listening to people.

Good choice on the Chik Fil A. God almighty those are good. You ever put mayonnaise on a sandwich and then smother it in hot sauce? Dude, I don’t even like mayonnaise and I do that EVERY TIME. Dip them waffle frieds in Buffalo sauce...

When they stopped selling walnut brownies I had a period of mourning.

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > Ash78, voting early and often 05/29/2015 at 12:56

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I'd go more for the "I'm going to bludgeon all of you with this rusty axe look" lol

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 05/29/2015 at 12:57

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Damnit, I need to stop wearing my glasses. lol Then again, I'm beardless for about two more days till it grows back. Once every 6-8 months or so I'll shave it off and start over.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > ACESandEIGHTS 05/29/2015 at 16:33

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I went for a short while without one very close nearby and then was all like “what the walnut brownies and cheesecake are gone why why” and couldn’t even.